Number 1
Location: I was about 16-17 years. Back from losing the high school math test was coming home thinking about how to tell my mother.
-Yo Ma,
lost my mind: I have to make a sad face and not very complicated to me, I have no desire to discuss, especially when she's right. Many a joke, little study, je ...
"My old: Aham ...
My mind Grosa my face, apparently shocked that year in high school theater was good for something, I had to resort to "lost almost all went to hell the teachers'
" My old woman, Cecilia ...
My mind: shit, shit, shit, Cecilia said ... Marché!
"My old woman was looking for change for the bus in your wallet
My mind: Shit, shit, shit, do I have? What I left in your wallet? The butts? The ticket to the supermarket to buy alcohol from the Fuck the weekend, heh, fuck and very little study
"My old: And I found a condom.
My mind Pfffffffjajajajajaja, do not laugh, do not laugh, do not RIAS pffffffjajajajaja makes coughs to hide ... I say that is a friend?
-Yo: cof, cof is ...?
"My old woman is, I suspect, you stay home alone this weekend, Xxxxxx brought you a rose and this month cumpileron 6 months together. Then go to the pharmacy together to buy morning-after pills to have on hand always, you never know, just in case ...
my mind while my mom gave me a kind of sexual education class: How great my mother, my first thought was the other weekend and re romantic, I'm not going to clarify, to continue thinking that, hey, I still laughing?
Number 2
Location: I of 23 years old, for a change had been discussed a lot with my mom about my lifestyle, apparently much a joke, little responsibility more defined me for her at that time (the time and many more)
"My old woman, Cecilia (loud tone)
My mind: Shit, shit, shit, now what?!
"My old: I was looking for change in your wallet
My Mind: But pucha! That woman has never change? Now what you find?! Linings, no, not news .. hmmm ...
"My old woman and found a large amount of marijuana ...
My mind: Aaah, that I had forgotten I had left it in the portfolio ... blame the faso, fuck! I say that is a friend?
"My old: And a needle in a pocket
My Mind: A needle? WTF? Ah, with me tongue pierced, I had forgotten it was there ... blame the faso.
Number 3
Location: 23 years old too, but everything a lot better with my old, I reckon it was because the idea of \u200b\u200bhaving a promiscuous daughter faser up queeeeee ...
"My old woman who was in my room shouted, Cecilia, and this?!
my mind, shit, this woman does not learn more, surely find something in my portfolio, the next I will save a huge dildo and learn not to get into my stuff.
-Yo Ma what?
"My old: THIS (and shows me a black corset with lace)
My mind pfffffjajajajajajajajajajaja, I say that is a friend?
-Yo: When will you learn not to meddle in my portfolio?
"My old woman was there, in your closet, in the light.
-Yo: Well, my stuff, yes I bought it with the little girl.
-Mi old: Do not give me that that is a friend
My Mind: Lucky I never got to use that excuse, lol, is red and shocked, I will not have to resort to mega dildo, bu ...
"My old: And this is for use outside or to make a cuff.
-Me: No Ma, I do not charge for it, I'm not a whore .... Although I'm without a handle ...
"My old: Ta, ta .. ta, basta (And he)
It took 3 hits strong, sure now thinks I'm a promiscuous faser, but is not much drama, I think. At least he is more conditioned Pavlov's dog, my portfolio looks and runs.
Note: In case you were wondering, I was lucky that my mom has met with the needle in his mind the problem came to something like that I injected heroin when he realized that the problem in question was marijuana nothing more, he calmed down and was not much drama.
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