That this is the post mysterious, what to do if it rots everything and comes up zombie apocalypse:
First of all, have a pouch assembly, such as those assembled when they are pregnant give birth and put all sorts of things for the new baby . Put things in the purse of an emergency, go to the bone, would be the first step, the hinge between the world order without zombies and the apocalypse.
emergency bag:
* Machete, no doubt, very difficult to get a gun, do not give me the desire to make the whole process for something that will probably never use. If the doorman is eat, we head machete and went to get something more useful against zombies later.
* Canned few, along with bottled water to survive several days without going to the English shop, for surely the gondoliers want to eat a little of my brain.
* kit with basic, not for bite wounds, and that 10 to 20 seconds after being bitten I probably become one of them (average).
* Aerosols and fire, to make a more powerful weapon in case you are many and I have to clear the road. Lysoform would be my choice, kill the infection while the fire consumes, win win situation.
Beside the bag, gas can, you never know ... Step Two
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* Transport, bikes are fast but exposed, a mega truck, armored if possible, and sunroof to shoot from inside. Later I put my vehicle with sharp and pointy things on the outside.
* Armament: arm myself to the teeth and exaggerated form, is never far when day after day, multiply these bicharraco.
* Fuel: we must have it, no turning.
* Food, once made all the previous items, I can be quiet and get food.
* Shelter with Internet access, radio and TV, to hear statements from the army saying what do and where to go. EYE women: do not spend like 28 Days Later, the military only called people to get women to enfiestarse.
After all these little things, you probably have a multidisciplinary team with people that I was getting in return, survivors of the good. Equipment, assorted food + weapons, shelter and connection with the world, got it.
Step Three:
Here is how much is the thing: put up at the shelter and see how all the events unfold. You can also go find the place free of infection or believe the great Alice (Resident Evil) and go save the world. I really drink the last option, although the idea of \u200b\u200ba place of infection is cute cute.
During my studies I learned many hard things to keep in mind ...
is good to have a pet zombie chained in your backyard, why? to understand their behavior and see how long it takes to starve and calculate how long it will last for infection.
If someone is a zombie bite wound or comes in contact with the blood of one, Marchesi, you must kill before you try to eat.
Before leaving to spend bullets to fool: to view, analyze and study their zombies, able to slow and dumb as Night Of The Living Dead, or perhaps they are unlucky and are lively and quick as Dawn Of The Dead.
A good shelter and a safe means of transport good, always good, as for rest or to move from one place to another in search of supplies.
fun! Zombies on the streets is good and fun! If you know how to control them, kill them or avoid them, the world is yours, know enjoy it as long the infection lasts, things will start to win, stop working or break.
cold blood, no turning, sad but true, have blood runs cold.
Timing is good to know sooner this sort of thing, to go out apovisionarse of the things that name before, but we must not go out like crazy to loot and steal supermarkets armories, if the world not aware, you can end jail and believe me, do not want to be locked, surrounded by criminals / potential zombies. In turn, it can be an isolated case and that the infection is controlled quickly, you have to know when to act.
Well, so here is my manual on how to (try to) survive a zombie apocalypse, is pretty basic, but with a start. I hope you find it useful and do not forget to let me know if you see a crazy eating brains out there.
That in times are needed humor, humor ... nobody denies. 
